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Football jokes: Anagrams from David Beckham's new shirt number
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As David Beckham has been given the number twenty-three shirt for Real Madrid, here are a few of my thoughts on what the number really means, in both English and Spanish.

(I mean the real Spanish for 23, 'veinte treis', not the English version..'TWENTY THREE YOU DAGO ****')

I started off with Beckham related comments only in mind, but then I got carried way and probably will be one day.

Anagrams of twenty three (23)

The wet entry (What does he mean? Victoria Falls?)
We try the ten (Not heard of that one!)
We try the net (Does he mean a computer or..?)

Not many in english eh, they always have trouble with their vowels.

Anagrams of veinte treis (23)

GENERAL
Reset invite (I don't think so)
Terse invite (I don't think so)
Invite steer (I thought she was invited)
Rev entities (Ghostly vicars)
Reinvest tie (Financial advise for Beckham tie shares)
Vet is entire (Hasn't operated on himself)
Vern tie Site (American bondage situation)
Sire tie vent (That takes some doing)
Vine tie rest (They'll make any product)
Vein tie rest (They'll make any product-sick bastards)
Vine ire test (Can plants get angry?)
Nite site rev (Shall I shoot vicar?)
Tees inviter (North East request?)
Terete in vis (Swears in the comic...OK but give me 5/10 for trying!)

BIOLOGICAL
Tiniest ever (Say no more!)
Serviette in (I dread to think what that means)
I veneer tits (What Becks would like to say he did for a living..wouldn't we all)
I severe tint (Hair problem spoken in John Wayne Red Indian)
Tit is evener (Victoria has her breasts levelled)
Everest in it (Victoria speaks while looking at a large mountain)
In tit severe (Victoria speaks while looking at a large mountain)
Tit vein seer (Medical man of wisdom)
Vine tit seer (Didn't know vines had tits)
Sire it event (Shagging a horse/cow/sheep/goat etc)
Re seven titi (Dear Mom....about this great cow I've just met.)
Revise en tit (Keep abreast of the latest info)
Re tit envies (They're all jealous)

FAMOUS PEOPLE
Everett I sin (Speaking of comics; last thing Kenny said to God before he went to hell)
Is in Everett (Why he went to hell)
Si in Everett (Spanish confirmation)

HISTORICAL
Seen Titre IV (Roman name dropper)
Seen Titre VI (Roman name dropper)
Seen Trite IV (Roman name dropper)
Seen Trite VI (Roman name dropper)
Seen Titer IV (Roman name dropper)
Seen Titer VI (Roman name dropper)
Seen Trivet I (Roman name dropper)
Enters vet II (Roman vetinarian orgy)
Enters viet I (Roman vetinarian orgy-vietnamese branch)

ANIMAL
Rinse et vet (French bill for dog shampoo)
Tie vest rein (Vets order-I do it for nothing)
Vet ties rein (So that's what I paid £60 for)

BIBLICAL
Eve re tit sin (Adam trying to explain about fondling...)
Eve trite sin (Gods judgement)
Eve titre sin (Gods measured judgement..you have to have worked in a laboratory for many years to understand that one!)
Isnt Eve Rite (Adam gives in)
Eve sitter in (Where's she gone. Out drinking again?)
Tri Eve Stein (Didn't George Best do that?)
Eve tit resin (Surgeon uses this to fix breast implants)
Eve tit risen (What the surgeon has achieved)
Eve tit rinse (Surgeon washes breasts in River Jordan)
Eves tit rein (Surgeon explains how to control one breast)
Eve tits rein (Surgeon explains how to control two breasts)
Eve tit siren (Surgeon tests personal protection system)
Eves tint ire (Not too happy with hair do)
Eves nitrite (She's worked in a laboratory as well)

If you don't understand any of the above;

• you're too young
  (Action: ask your mum or dad. If you don't have one.....aaaah )
  
  

• you're thick
  (Action: get a dictionary....ironically its a thick book with lots of words in...then look up ironically!)