David Beckham Football Jokes From The fans

Here we include David Beckham football jokes and articles sent in by the fans or the webmaster. Some are extracted from the webmasters weblog

Beckham Spaced Out Unless my ears deceived me, I heard on the radio the other day that Beckham had said that when he had retired he would like to travel to the moon. He really would be on his way to being the most famous face in the Universe wouldn't he? Weblog Saturday July 5th 2003

Veron off? Beckham joke Weblog Thursday July 31st 2003

Beckham Caption Fun (Thanks to Mike for this link) This BBC caption competition lists the winner and other entries. The winning caption is crap but there are some amusing entries in the list. Click here to view

Money for old rope Well he's at it again; yet another hair style to add to the collection. Just imagine all those hairdressers rubbing their hands with glee as you Beckham fans try the latest braid look. Imagine all those head teachers shaking their heads in disbelief as they send them home from school. Weblog Sunday May 18th

Anagrams from David Beckham's new shirt number (Webmaster article) As David Beckham has been given the number twenty-three shirt for Real Madrid, here are a few of my thoughts on what the number really means, in both English and Spanish.....full article

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David Beckham article 1
Anagrams of Beckhams number twenty three shirt at Real Madrid

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