Manchester City Football Jokes From The fans

Here we include Manchester City football jokes and articles sent in by the fans or the webmaster. A few are extracted from the webmasters weblog

Longest Fart In The World Play the sound effects from the Shi City training ground

Pride Comes Before A Fall

I talk to City fan Eddie (works in Threshers in Bollington) who brags about City being top of the league for quite a few days. The next day they were knocked off the top spot!

City Stadium Location Map Open this spoof City stadium location map in pdf format and study the street names and other descriptions of the surrounding area.

'No Clean Sheets Due To Seaman' and 'No Penetration For United' Audio Weblog Sunday August 31st 2003

City Buy 12 Months Supply of Seaman Well they've done it. Perhaps they're into artificial insemination! You're now going to get a years worth of 'Seaman' jokes. Nuff said. Weblog Wednesday June 4th 2003

Keegan pulls off a great deal. Seaman on his hands? Could it really happen. This is a headline makers dream if it becomes true. You can see it can't you, Seaman splashed all over the newspapers; "No clean sheets due to Seaman" "Titanic Seaman leaves sinking ship" "Seaman at fault for balls up" etc, etc, Good old City, always giving us a laugh. Weblog Tuesday 3rd June 2003

Send Us Your Jokes

Send in your jokes and articles for inclusion on the website. Use our Contact Us page to send them to us.

Our other football jokes pages cover the following;

Manchester United football jokes
Proves we don't always take ourselves seriously

David Beckham
Always plenty of folk wanting to poke fun at Posh and Becks

Other teams & subjects
Other Premier League teams, referees etc etc

Manchester United spoof products
Items to stop the yobs and wake up the 'dead'

David Beckham Joke Photos
Collection of Beckham joke photos and captions

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