Football Jokes
From The fans

Here we include football jokes and articles covering other teams sent in by the fans or the webmaster. Some have been extracted from the webmasters weblog

Was He The World's Gayest Ref?

'Daisy' has been one of our most popoular items, with over 2,500 page views (November 17th 2003). This video shows Brazilian referee Jorge Emiliano dos Santos at his best. Also known as 'Magarida', which means Daisy, he unfortunately died of Aids on 21st January 1995. He clearly gave a lot a of people a lot of pleasure! Take a look at his great antics. Click here to view

Claudio Ranieri turns into a Geordie
(Webmaster contribution)

Claudio

Claudio Geordio Ranieri

Jimmy Floyd Has A Bad Game
(Thanks to Horatio for this contribution)

Asked how Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink had played, Horatio said that he was 'hanging'.

Owen V Rooney Audio Weblog Saturday September 13th 2003

Khan you believe it! Apparently goalkeeper Oliver Khan (Bayern Munich)is making himself available for the Reds. Do me a favour! We'd be better off with Ghenghis Khan, at least he took no prisoners, literally. This picture sums him up. He couldn't catch a bleeding cold. Another example of the 'Emperors new clothes'. (Its a Hans Christian Andersen story about the masses seeing something great about a person/thing when in fact there is nothing there.) Weblog Friday May 16th 2003

Homeless World Cup, Big Deal or Big Issue
(Webmaster Weblog article)

Apparently, they are all homeless people taking part in a competition organised by the 'International Network of Street Papers'

Thats all I know really, but it made me think (I realise that is dangerous) and I have these unanswered questions;

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Manchester United Football Jokes
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Manchester City Football Jokes
Always good for a laugh and a joke. They never let us down.

David Beckham
Always plenty of folk wanting to poke fun at Posh and Becks

Manchester United spoof products
Items to stop the yobs and wake up the 'dead'

David Beckham Joke Photos
Collection of Beckham joke photos and captions