Here's Football Jokes
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Football jokes are common among the majority of football fans who have a good sense of humour.
A lot have a great sense of fun and some have a wicked and imaginative side to their humour.
Its sad to say but some fans don't appear to understand football jokes and are total zombies; they are the great undead and I witness this at many games I go to watching Manchester United, particularly the games at Old Trafford. They are more proof of the existence of aliens on this planet.
Don't believe me! Look at the photo below that I took before the game against the Arse (Arsenal to newcomers) on December 6th 2002.
Can you see the alien in the bottom right hand corner?
The guy on the left (Trevor) is a gem, one of the true fans who has a wicked sense of humour.
Not to mention his ability to erupt from his seat at any moment and hurl wonderful abuse at anyone he feels deserves it; and done with a smile.
I also like him because he laughs at our jokes and comments as well.
You might even hear our friend above when you listen to our selection of FREE sound files brought to you by Red Raw Sounds.
Look, we know that zombies are present at the majority of football clubs as I have witnessed the behaviour of 'the home' fans at our away games.
How the hell can anyone watch football and not say anything, or actually show signs of life by moving any part of their body during the game is beyond me.
Whoah. This is supposed to be about football jokes so let's get on with it!
To combat this negative effect on the atmosphere at grounds take a look at the Manchester United spoof products Manuniverse have developed, to detect and wake up such zombies.
You can also view our Manchester United jokes and articles supplied by the fans and webmaster.
David Beckham has often been the object of football jokes and we have a collection of David Beckham football joke pictures and captions.
The one below is taken from an ebook you can download there.
Beckham returns from Barcelona in 1999 displaying his newly learned glove puppet skills.
You can also view more Beckham jokes and articles produced by the fans and webmaster.
Football jokes and chat are an essential part of participation in the game, whether you are chatting with your mates in the pub before the game, during the match with your fellow spectators or watching the game on TV at home, in a pub or wherever.
Why not send us your football jokes to us via our Contact Us page and they can end up in our web site. And why not sign up for our Newsletter so you can see and read them!
A light-hearted photo look at David Beckham
Comical captions and comment on Beckham photos on and off the pitch
Beckham football jokes and articles
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Manchester United spoof products
Improve the atmosphere, stop the yobboes. Have a laugh
Manchester United jokes and articles
From the fans and webmaster proving we don't take ourselves seriously
Manchester City jokes
Always good for a laugh. Includes the world's longest fart!
Other soccer jokes
Football jokes about various teams and subjects
Having a laugh watching the Reds
Real life soccer sounds from the crowd, brought to you by the Red Raw Sounds team
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Regular humorous comments and football jokes from the webmaster and fans. Plus odd rants!
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