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Fergies Lost The Plot! Well, he's done it again. 'Rested' players for some bizarre reason and United drop points again. Don't let the penalty we might have had mask the issue. Why does he do it? It doesn't make sense. I was amazed when I heard the teams announced on the radio. Forlan!! This has happened too often. If we get out of this situation and win the Premiership, I'll show my arse on the web site.
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Happy Birthday Ole! Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is 31 today. This season has been a nightmare for him but let's hope that he can regain his rightful place in the team, before the end of the season. He is pure class and puts all moaning bastards to shame....I wonder who I mean? Did you know he used to play up front for United. Me....sarcastic?
Weblog Thursday February 26th 2004 |
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Season Is Over Well that's it! Fergie rests players again, plays one up front again (you can't count Giggs) and we (the fans) suffer the consequences. This was the most important game of the season, we had to win to keep close to the Arse. Very unlikely now! Never mind, we had a good session in the pub afterwards. One benefit of 12.30 kick offs. There's always the Champions League....oh yeh.
Weblog Sunday February 22nd 2004 |
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Ole Will Be Back According to Norway's Coach, Aage Hareide (ex Manchester City defender....Isn't that a contradiction), Ole Gunnar Solskjaer will return for United as good as ever. But he pissed on the parade a bit by suggesting that we won't see the best of Ole until next seson. My worry is that Ferguson may push him too hard and play him too much as he gets more desperate to ensure United win something this season. We might win the FA Cup.
Weblog Thursday February 19th 2004 |
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Bolton Are Still A Small Club Apparently there was violence when Bolton sold their allocation of tickets for the League Cup Final. Believe it not they were giving season ticket holders two or three tickets each. Then non-season ticket fans queued overnight expecting tickets only to be told they were sold out. Pathetic....but then again its funny....after all it is Bolton Wandererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
Weblog Wednesday February 18th 2004 |
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Forlorn Forlan For Foreign Fame How many F's can I get in a title....don't tempt me! Apparently, according to the Sunday People (for those not in the UK, its a newspaper...and you wouldn't wipe your arse/ass on it...or believe what it said), Fergie is set to let Forlan go and Spanish giants Valencia are ready to take a risk on the Uruguayan, who has never quite reached the high standards at Old Trafford since his £5million move from South America. Did you know that that amount of money is equivalent to over 275 Million Uruguayan Pesos which is enough to pay for 275 Senior Uruguayan managers for a year...... I looked it up. Jesus H Christ...how much profit would you expect those guys to make if you started up a company related to their speciality and employed them all? A bit better than feck-all, right. Hey, I forget...not that I can because of the number of twats that keep telling me, including Ferguson....... that he tries hard and keeps going.......well a fecking Donkey on Blackpool beach does that...and I'll give it a go at my age...what a joke! Can't argue with letting him go, but are we sure it's Valencia...and not Dementia! (Forgotten how to control the ball or score from six inches; and thinks 'Hold it' means kick it as fecking hard as you can). More often than not Forlan always has been shit and still is...despite both of his two goals against the Scousers. By the way, isn't that last sentence a great example of how to mangle the English language. If you don't know what I mean then you're a thick twat.
Weblog Tuesday February 17th 2004 |
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Arsenal Bullshit
Usual crap. First half, Arsenal should have been two goals down. One Chelsea goal disallowed for offside, clearly not. And the fecking linesman was right in line. But where were Chelsea second half...no bottle. By the way, how does Hasslebaink get a game? NEVER MIND THAT. WHY NOT USE TECHNOLOGY! When this sort of incident happens, and we are watching the game on TV, we know within 30 seconds if the decision was correct or not. WELL LETS USE IT you bastards.
Weblog Monday February 16th 2004 |
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Has The World Gone Mad-No, Just The UK! Apparently Manchester's education chiefs are planning to set up a weekly lottery scheme to entice kids (you're supposed to say 'children' you know!) into school. They can win £100 for themselves and £15 each for their classmates. The cost over ten weeks, £30,000. And this is what I pay tax for. What a load of bollocks. If they don't attend school they should be extracted from their homes and chained to the desks. Who said Herod was all bad.
Weblog Thursday February 12th 2004 |
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You Die, We Care As an ex caring health & safety professsional, I have to make a serious point about the recent tragedy in Morecambe. For those of you who don't know what I am talking about....it doesn't matter. Sometimes.....and only sometimes....does anything good come out of a disaster. Lets face it....poor people, illegal immigrants, people who travel on trains, ferries etc etc....why should the government (UK in this case) give a feck if they get killed. I'll tell you why.... because the 'Sheep' or the 'Public' have caught on. And the 'Pigs', the press/TV etc, realise that they now have the upper hand....SO..... LETS GO AFTER THE PROPER CRIMINALS & GANGS instead of the poor motorist or, God Forbid, tax dodger.
Weblog Monday February 9th 2004 |
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City of Manchester Graveyard I don't want to hear any more crap about how bad the atmosphere is at Old Trafford. I know about that, I go every home game. BUT... I watched the City game today and aside from being the worst game of the season, the atmosphere was absolutely shite! You could even hear the swearimg from the dugouts. And when there was some noise,I reckoned it was coming from a kick-about in the car park outside. The City lot should do what United did and arrange for fans who want to sing for 90 minutes (would you?) to be placed in a specific location within the ground.
Perhaps they will, but you can't allow them to face the pitch can you?
Weblog Sunday February 8th 2004 |
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