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North Pole, Moon & Sahara Desert After building the snowman my partner then travelled to the North Pole, the Moon and then the Sahara Desert. Its amazing what cameras produce. These were taken on Bollington's bowling green at the Recreation Ground. I know, nothing better to do. Weblog Thursday January 29th 2004 [Webmaster comments & rants about Manchester United or anything else]

World's Worst Snowman? The snow arrived today and my partner has to relive her childhood, but I think she's forgotten how to build a snowman. Even our fat cat Tigga, can't bear to look at it. Maybe my idea to use tomatoes for eyes wasn't a good one. Weblog Wednesday January 28th 2004 [Webmaster comments & rants about Manchester United or anything else]

Hilarious Forlan & Ronaldo Reports I'll leave it to last night's Manchester Evening News to comment on Forlan's and Ronaldo's performances against the 'Cobblers' on Sunday (appropriate name really).... Forlan 5/10, The cow's backsides were there to be hit, but he had no banjo Ronaldo 7/10, A cross between Jairzinho and Norman Wisdom. Needs to lose the latter. Well done Stuart Brennan. Couldn't have put it better myself. Weblog Tuesday January 27th 2004 [Webmaster comments & rants about Manchester United or anything else]

Arsenal Conspiracy Is it me or are bleeding obvious facts being dismissed and a different agenda takes place when Arsenal play? In their 4-1 FA (Feck All to do with putting your best team out) Cup win against Bottomsbrough (they aren't good enough to be near the Middle of anything!)wasn't Sol (Elbow) Campbell clearly offside for one of the goals. Not only that, shouldn't Leahmann, Leeman (wasn't he the guy in Fawlty Towers who died after eating a fish?), Layman or whatever his fecking name is, have been sent off for shoving one of the opposition out of the way at a corner [well spotted by Peter (monkey boy) Reid]. And he got the free kick. I forecast that he will be sent off when United play these bastards later on this season, I hope we get tickets. Ever since he signed for them (or was he certified for them?)and I saw him, I thought, he's their weakest link, apart from Ashly (Two Footed) Cole of course. For a bonus, I hope Ole is fit and breaks Sol (I'm big but crap)Campbell's spirit.....oh and his legs as well. You don't know how good I feel now I've typed all that. I know....sad bastard.....bye. Weblog Monday January 26th 2004 [Webmaster comments & rants about Manchester United or anything else]

Wes 'Lucky' Brown Strikes Again Was Wes Brown a mass murderer in a previous life? He must have been judging by the lucky streak he has suffered since he made it into the first team at Old Trafford. Mangled limbs, humungous own goals and gigantic errors; not necessarily in that order. Perhaps he should have bought that lucky heather off that gypsy. I was going to say gyppo but I thought I'd be Politically Correct for once. Having said that its probably changed now to 'Person from wandering tribe of job evaders, seekers of government benefits and proud tarmacadam artisans'. Yeah, I know....bollocks! PS:I've managed to install my BT modem at last and I now have a higher speed connection.....it's taken me about a fecking week to do it. Easy to install it said...complete bollocks! And I'm still getting messages on start up saying that Windows can't find certain files. Heh, it works, I'm being picky. I've worked out what BT stands for...Be Tormented. Weblog Sunday January 18th 2004 [Webmaster comments & rants about Manchester United or anything else]

City Impotent: No More Seaman You have to hand it to City. They never cease to amaze me. Now that David (look out its behind you) Seaman has retired they now bring in Calamity James. One clown out, one clown in. Weblog Friday January 16th 2004 [Webmaster comments & rants about Manchester United or anything else]

BT? British Telecom or Brainless Twats? [For non-UK viewers BT is an ancient Britsh communications company (being polite).] My brother missed the Newcastle game at Old Trafford yesterday because I thought he was away. Why, because eveytime I rang him (about 10 times over two days) the phone was ringing and no answer. Guess what. He was home and he couldn't hear it ring because it was wasn't working correctly. Guess what. BT said the line was alright and suggested it was his equipment at fault! Recent work on the local exchange was obviously a coincidence. And there's more.. I am about to go onto a broadband connection and selected a BT modem (I know, I know). The user guide suggested I would need to insert a Windows 98SE CD when asked to during the installation. The email below is the question I asked of BT support and the response I got. --Email Question--- Can you answer this query please. During set up of the modem using the CD, what if the screen asks for the Windows 98SE CD to be inserted. I don't have one. Regards Paul ---Response-- Thank you for your e-mail. I am sorry you are experiencing problems. If it asks for the 98 CD then the operating system requires files from it in order to install the modem and it may not work if the files cannot be found. I hope this information has been useful to you. Please do not hesitate to get back to me should you need any further assistance. Yours sincerely, BT Voyager Technical Support ---- TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T FECKING KNOW. Absolutely useless. Here's a tip for BT (Bullshitting Tosspots)... TRY SOLVING MY PROBLEM FOR ME YOU BASTARDS, I'VE JUST GIVEN YOU £50 FOR A MODEM. And there's more.... I've signed up with metronet.co.uk for the brodband service and they are excellent, but I HAVE TO PAY BT £60 FOR SOME BT TOSSER TO FLICK A SWITCH AND ENABLE METRONET TO SUPPLY ME. Isn't the UK wonderful! Weblog Monday January 12th 2004 [Webmaster comments & rants about Manchester United or anything else]

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