Manuniverse Manchester United Weblog
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While The Webmasters Away... While we're all waiting to see when Ronaldinho joins us, Harry Kewell & Mark Hughes don't and Patrick Klievert can't because his head is that fecking big there isn't a shirt large enough...I thought I'd show you what us high flying webmasters are up against.
The thing with cats is that they don't give a toss. It's their house, you're their property and lying on your computer is great. Tigga (the big one) just plonks himself down and then you have to type around him.
Bandit (the small one) does the same but she's too small to be a problem and is handy for wiping your hands on when beer is being slurped...you've noticed the cans then. Her speciality is jumping onto my chair as soon as I stand up..quite dangerous...especially if I sit down again.
By the way, a bit of useless information. In the UK you can't get Heineken any more. They seem to have replaced it with 'Hollandia' which is brewed in Holland. They must have spent the same amount of time naming it as getting a nice taste!
Weblog Monday June 30th 2003 |
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"Quierio, Quierio, Quierio-o" to Quieroz? Its warming up again! Will Carlos (where's my notepad) Quieroz go to Real Madrid. Maybe he should go as Carlos the Whisperer has influenced Ferguson so much with tactics and positional changes that maybe we should rename the team Manchesster United. After all, we already have one player on the chessboard who can start wide left but cannot go directly forward and must move diagonally across the board into...trouble. His name is an anagram of 'Saggy Ring'.
Weblog Wednesday June 25th 2003 |
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Baby on Board Its been quiet on the footy front these last few days, but I feel the need to speak out about one of my pet hates. You know these signs you see in the back of cars..'Baby on Board', what the hell are they all about! 'So what' is my reaction (on a polite day). Now I've seen an even more puzzling version..'Baby on Board-Please be patient.' Is the baby driving the bloody car or what! I can understand..'Old git driving-Please be patient'. Am I missing something. You tell me.
Weblog Tuesday June 24th 2003 |
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It's Real and Real Well he's on his way to Real Madrid and our best wishes go with him. Don't worry Beckham fans, we'll still be monitoring him for you. Its amazing the amount of utter rubbish that is spouted by so-called Manchester United fans clammering over each other to get on the radio and make utter arses of themselves. Then you get a ray of sunshine with Sean Custis (from the Sun) on Talk Sports saying that Solskjaer gave Manchester United additional strengths on the right which Beckham couldn't and may be the answer.Give him a medal.
Wednesday June 18th 2003 |
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Lets Have The Truth! Enough is enough. I've had nothing to say this last week as every barmy option about Beckham's future has been covered in the press. Now Becks is back home lets have the truth;
Weblog Monday June 16th 2003 |
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Paella or Pasta for Beckham It looks like Manchester United plc are trying to cash in on our David but wherever he goes we'll still be providing news and photos about Mr OBE (Once Belonged in England). The amount of crap about Beckham on Talk Sports radio this afternoon was at a higher level than normal. I won't go ranting on about it now or I won't get to sleep.
Weblog Tuesday June 10th 2003 |
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Shut Your Mouth Nistelrooy! If his recent quotes are true (who knows) RVN has encouraged Sir Alex to sign Patrick (I try when I feel like it) Klievert and waxed lyrical about Ronaldinho (I have two names) Gaucho being the ones to partner him up front.
Don't they look similar; horses for courses? Who the hell does he think he is? Who picks the team? Haven't Manchester United been playing one up front? What an insult to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer who partnered him in 2001-2002, the last time Manchester United played two up, with Ole scoring 25 goals and RVN 35 (played more than Ole). Not to mention the 3,000 penalties that Ole got for him this season plus the 2,000 crosses he made for him plus the defending he did for him as well! If your reported statements are true RVN, you're a ****! (Please insert your own expletive/s) I'm drained now. Goodnight all.
Weblog Saturday June 7th 2003 |
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City Buy 12 Months Supply of Seaman Well they've done it. Perhaps they're into artificial insemination! You're now going to get a years worth of 'Seaman' jokes. Nuff said.
Weblog Wednesday June 4th 2003 |
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Keegan pulls off a great deal. Seaman on his hands? Could it really happen. This is a headline makers dream if it becomes true. You can see it can't you, Seaman splashed all over the newspapers; "No clean sheets due to Seaman" "Titanic Seaman leaves sinking ship" "Seaman at fault for balls up" etc, etc, Good old City, always giving us a laugh.
Weblog Tuesday 3rd June 2003 |
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Beckham is a pleader Beckham made a televised appeal tonight for England fans to control their behaviour. He told fans that racism, violence and pitch invasions have no place in the game. Becks, you're wasting your breath. These are the same scumbags that treated you abysmally following your famous sending off in the World Cup. The best thing you can do is tell them all to get stuffed, resign as captain and stick to playing for the team that matters...Manchester United.
Weblog Monday June 2nd 2003 |
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