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It seems that sperm produced by masturbation is twice as potent as that produced from sexual intercourse. I always knew that old saying was correct.....
Weblog Friday 28th May 2004 PS: Before you get carried away, I made that up. I know, sad bastard! [Webmaster comments & rants about Manchester United or anything else] |
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Prime Minister Tony Blair was struck by a condom filled with flour the other day. That makes sense as condoms are usually aimed at c*nts. By the way, if these 'Fathers For Justice' had used the condoms themselves, then there wouldn't be any 'Fathers For Justice ' would there? Its now 4.40am Cup Final morning. We're setting off for Cardiff in about 90 minutes. We stayed up all night (leave it!) with my brother playing the guitar and me trying to play the harmonica. It seemed like a good idea. We'll sleep well tonight regardless of the result.
Weblog Saturday 22nd May 2004 |
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The other day Sir Alex Ferguson admitted that he hed made mistakes by resting Roy Keane too much. He might as well admit he was wrong in resting all the other players he left out at the start of games we lost at home!
Weblog Tuesday 18th May 2004 |
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I spotted Bruce Jones, who plays neighbour from hell, Les Battersby in Coronation Street, in Bollington today. He was looking in the Estate Agents window. I hope he doesn't buy a house next door to me!
Weblog Sunday 16th May 2004 |
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According to one newsletter, Diego Forlan is keen to win back a United first team shirt.
He doesn't have to worry.....
Weblog Thursday 13th May 2004 |
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I've just been on the official United web site. They've just had a poll for man of the match in the last home game against Chelsea. According to the findings; Ronaldo had a massive winning vote followed by Nistelrooy and Giggs. None of these played particularly well, especially Nistelrooy, who was anonymous apart from his tap in and lack of effort/strength. Even Ole (my favourite) got 1% of the vote and he only played a few minutes! My vote would go to Darren Fletcher who showed great athleticism and effort. I reckon the only people who voted were spotty faced fat kids who wouldn't know a player that had played well even they ran up and kicked them up the arse. It seems that if you score a goal, look like a horse ready for dressage or dribble a lot and continually lose the ball, then you played well. I give up. PS: You may note that I have made the headline bigger for the weblog. More like a newspaper. Perhaps there's more chance of you reading it!
Weblog Monday 10th 2004 |
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Gutter Press Strike Again! Here's an entry from my brother Martin, received tonight by email. My comments come after.....
Of course Ruud gets a full page of speculation about interest from other clubs when he plays poorly. Ole though, who is barely back to match fitness, is branded a "failure". Sometimes though you think it would be best for Ole not to be so honest and self-deprecating, none of the other bastards are! It won't do Ole any favours being so candid. Better to be like Van Nistelrooy who has done nothing but moan, whinge and sulk, and blame others, even though he's been crap for a while. Of course the press would never misquote him or use a "failure" tagline with any pictures of the mighty Van Nistelrooy, would they? It's these sly sorts of digs that seep into the consciousness of the great unwashed who then see Ole as a spent force. Here's my input.....Read this article below, received today in one of my newsletters, extracted from teamtalk.com, noting how I have highlighted in bold, the quotes from the second complete article used in the above bullshit.
Manchester United striker Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is determined to prove he can remain a big player at Old Trafford. Solskjaer has seen his progress curtailed after a knee operation last September, but he is aiming to embark on a strenuous fitness programme in the summer so he can be in the best possible shape for the new season. The 31-year-old Norway international made only his seventh league start of the campaign in the defeat by Blackburn at the weekend. He said: "I'm very positive about the future. I'm still getting my match fitness. "Every day I work hard following the medical advice and I don't think it will stop me from playing any more. "It's been hard to catch up". I've been preparing for games and you don't get to do the work as you would like. "This time I'm looking forward to the pre-season to get back to what I was before this season. "I'm not going to sit back and relax. I will be working hard to get back. You are never glad when a season is over. "You want to improve as a player and every minute here is a chance to prove to the manager that you are still capable of playing for the club." The second article is positive yet the one from the Daily Mirror (the same paper that makes up photos of the army abusing prisoners) is the opposite. The order of the quotes is even mixed up. These people are scum and the guy who wrote the Ole article is a c**t. I'll find out who he is and....
Weblog Wednesday May 5th 2004 |
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Lets Get Beckham Back Apparently David Beckham would return to Old Trafford if Ferguson was not there, and the 'board' have sounded out Beckham's future plans. Its time for a change, we're short of quality players; get him back. Better for United and this web site!
Weblog Tuesday May 4th 2004 |
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